eg: "(your name) is" ...then, pick your favourite ten responses and post them.'
My criticism of Michael is his self-absorption
Michael is fickle with his attentions, moving on to a new special friend every year or so.
Michael is a warrior angel, not some simpering white robed, gold haloed do gooder.
Michael is regarded as a rare voice of reason representing the Christian perspective in matters of moral and social conflict in an uncompromising but relevant and persuasive fashion.
Michael is portrayed as being a bit dimwitted.
Michael is no cyborg.
Michael is rather unkempt and slovenly, he smokes and has a penchant for sugar.
Michael is kept under medical supervision
Last but not least,
Michael is The Sexy.
MICHAEL IS FREE!
Most of these are actually about Michael Jackson and George Michael. A few from the Travolta vehicle, MICHAEL and various other references. I'll let you sort them out if you feel so inclined.